Sunday, May 27, 2007

One-line explanations of Saturday's comics

Dick Tracy:

In the DT universe, God is a woman, a blond, square-jawed woman.


Momma's fast life of degrading her children to their faces every day catches up with her.


Ray Miller thinks that Pluggers are disfunctionally stupid.

Beetle Bailey:

Beetle comes out to Zero, Zero made a derogatory generalization of gay men, Beetle defends himself and his people vaguely, and Zero responds like an ass.

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