Sunday, February 24, 2008
God, Marmaduke, not every poodle is female. Half them are male. Just because some people give them haircuts doesn't make them all female. If all poodles were female, then there wouldn't be any more poodles.
And don't look at us like that, Marmaduke. It's creepy. I don't want to think about what you're planning to do to that poodle.