Sunday, February 24, 2008

Marmaduke



God, Marmaduke, not every poodle is female. Half them are male. Just because some people give them haircuts doesn't make them all female. If all poodles were female, then there wouldn't be any more poodles.

And don't look at us like that, Marmaduke. It's creepy. I don't want to think about what you're planning to do to that poodle.

1 comment:

Vera said...

Thank you! I actually own a male standard poodle and he's not all shaved up, but people still call him 'a pretty girl'. It's not like he's wearing underwear, his gonads are hanging out for all the world to see!