Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Last Wednesday's Beetle Bailey

General Halftrack's only other shirt is a Hawaiian shirt? You know what Homer Simpson says about those, that only two types of men wear them: gays and big, fat party animals. And he doesn't look like a big, fat party animal.

Gosh, my last ex-boyfriend really liked sportin' the Hawaiian shirt. It was like all he'd wear, and he had like 8 different ones. I've never actually met any other gay man who wears Hawaiian shirts except for that guy... WEIRD!


Andrea said...

Do you ever wonder if the Beetle Bailey guys are using subtle inuenndo on purpose? Maybe they're so bored writing an unfunny comic that they've decided low grade sexual confusion is the way forward.

Sam said...

Maybe they're just subtly criticizing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

Bil Browning said...

Hey - I have three or four Hawaiian shirts. And I look gooooood in them too!