Monday, July 16, 2007
Saturday's Mark Trail
You know, when you're releasing birds in an airport to force taxpayers to buy up your useless property for a new airport, there are a lot of things you can do to make yourself seem less like a suspect. One is not getting in the face of the attack's victim and shouting about what the attack means and referring to it with "the" instead of "your", which kind of makes it seem like you don't actually care about the victim of that attack. Another thing is not to shout about being accused of releasing birds when, in fact, you have yet to be accused of releasing birds. Of course, the city commissioner doesn't seem to know these things and is totally blowing his cover.
Gosh, if I wrote the paragraph above in any other forum, I'd be instantly labeled psychotic.