Mary Worth

I've been holding off on saying that Mary is hitting on Vera because the idea of Mary having a sex drive is so gross to me, but it's getting harder and harder to ignore. (And I really shouldn't; that sort of thing is this blog's bread and butter.) The Worthster's panel one comment sounds like something that I'd hear from a guy twice three times my age in a sex chat room when I'm trying to blow him off, and considering Mary's trying to get someone young enough to be her daughter to go to a pool party with her, I'm going to have to finally say that I think she's trying to get her paws into Vera's lavender pantsuit.

I feel so dirty.