Buckles

I, like Buckles, have a friend who constantly brags about the size of the worms he's swallowed. And, yes, they get bigger and bigger each time he tells those stories. He hasn't gotten to the point where he says that they're 3-inches in girth, since he's usually more focused on length, but I wouldn't put statements like in panel two beyond him. He usually doesn't talk about how juicy and flavorful they are, because that would be getting kind of gross, so Buckles's reaction in panel four is understandable, although mysteriously belated.

But Buckles creator David Gilbert obviously has dick on the mind.