That has to be one of the lamest reasons to reject a marriage proposal ever. "Gee, honey, I'd really love to spend the rest of my life with you, start a family, live in a house with a white picket fence, but my dog just barked, and I'm going to interpret that as a 'no' and then alter all of our plans around it. But I really am attracted to women, Louise. Honest."
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That makes more sense than what I thought it was saying this morning.
I thought Louise was her cat. (Is that a cat?) And his dog was mad because he wanted to marry the cat.
Or he just hates marriage because he's a guy and all guys hate marriage.
Actually, if Louise wants to marry Sarge and his dog hates her, that's a good reason not to get married. Your pet can pick up cues that you don't, and if our dogs don't like a person, we don't either.
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